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| Hey man, want to pay old lady Higgum's place a little visit tonight? I hear she is in the hospital due to a stroke and she never locks the place even though she lives alone. | |
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| What business do we have there man? You know she never took kindly to trespassers. She doesn't have much of interest anyway. | |
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| Well obviously you haven't heard of her extremely valuable collection of Korean made porcelain dolls. She's got like 40 of em' and I hear they go for around 500 bucks a pop. Man thatsa lot of cash. | |
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| Yeah man, I admit it sounds very tempting but that is also a very serious crime. That would definitely qualify as first degree theft and criminal trespass. | |
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| Yeah but do you realize how secluded her house is? No one would see us, especially not the old farts that live next door. | |
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| First of all, calling them "old farts" is disrespectful, those are my grandparents man. Secondly, this isn't even our first offense... | |
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