Did you know HUD just gave $100,000 to an organization whose executive director and his employee girlfriend once stole computers from a HUD field office?
Get out of town!
It's true. The girlfriend worked for HUD at the time. HUD didn't even prosecute.
Well, you know what THAT means, don't you?
Yep. As much as I hate to do it, if I want HUD funds next year, I'll have to rob Secretary Martinez at knifepoint.
