So, the landlord said he wouldn't rent to me because I have a baby.
Interesting. Did you fill out an application?
No, of course not. He wouldn't give me one.
Hmmm. Well, according to this memo written in crayon from someone who used to work at the Justice Department, if you didn't fill out an application, you don't have a case.
What?!
Plus, I heard about this case in a county court in Alaska that said babies don't count as children.
