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by ibgdawg
1-13-09
What do you want?
Your money!
How about a beer on me?
I guess that works.
30 minutes and 30 beers later...
Dat wuz good stuff, man!!
Yeah, hows about we goes eat me dawgs poo and has a couple more beers?

 

by ibgdawg
1-13-09
No more war! Down with Bush! Peace on earth!
Are we having any problems here?
No, I'm protesting Bush. He's a butthead.
In that case...
Down with Bush!He's a butthead!
Down with Bush! He's a butthead!

 

by ibgdawg
1-13-09
"The Top Ways to Die:#36
...And were back on, "The Top Ways to Die:#36."
...Here's a letter from, Sylvester Stallone, and here's what it says, "Take a hammer andd a nail... and hammer the nail into your head!"
...And there you have it folks a nail stuck threw my head and... turn off the dang camera, dude, we'll get kicked off the air if our fans have to see me suffer!

 

by ibgdawg
1-13-09
Hey, what are you doing, Zach?
I'm looking up Da' Red Hot Chic's new music video, Striper.
I've seen that video, and trust me man... you don't want to see it!
Yes, I do!
In the living room (one room down fron the computer room.)
5,4,3,2,1...
AHHH!!!!!!!!!!

 

by ibgdawg
1-13-09
Hey, Chubby. Come here so i can make you my pretty little girlfreind!
You asked for it !
He he...
...and that's what little brainless freaks get for messing with Paul the bunny!

 

by ibgdawg
1-13-09
...Hi folks, this is Greg, you'r host here to tell you were back on "The Top Ways to Die:#72
Here's a letter from, Johny Bloodhound, he says "Tell Paul the Evil Bunny to Axe you."...Hey Paul!
5 minutes later...
There you go Greg.
Thanks Paul. I'll buy you a beer later, once I get surgery.

 

by ibgdawg
1-14-09
Uh, Mr. Squirrel. We're ready for you.
Ok.
The docter will be right in.
Tune in next time for Part Two. To be continued...
Hi Mr. Squirrel. This will not hurt you a bit...
Oh no...

 

by ibgdawg
1-14-09
Continued...
shall we begin?
First I need a friend to tell you something! I'll be right back!
Who are you?
Eat my dust!!!
Jerk.

 

by ibgdawg
1-14-09
Crap, I locked myself in the bathroom again! Someone get me out of here!
Why are you screaming!
I'm stuck in the bathroom... now you are. You want to know the real reason I was in the bathroom... I'm constipated. Now that I've told you that... I must kill you!
Before you kill me, can I use the restroom?
Uh... sure go ahead.

 

by ibgdawg
1-14-09
The Top Ways to Die:#49
Hey folks, this is Greg, your host annoncing that this is, The Top Ways to Die:#49!
Here's a letter from, Zach Flameson, it says, "Tell Doc Happy to give cut you in half." Hey Doc!
30 seconds later
There you go.
Thanks. Just drop my bill next to me.

 

by ibgdawg
1-14-09
A new e-mail, from the boss.
"Melvin, I've been thinking and I think you need a promotion..."
Sweet! Wait a minute...
... the promotion is for lazyness, slacking of, making out with the women from the super model company next door without permission, and hacking your sister's computer for her credit card number.
1 minute later...
My boss is a jerk. And if he thinks that e-mail will stop me from taking my sister's money, or making out with the hot girls next door... HE'S WRONG!

 

by ibgdawg
1-14-09
Give me your clothes!
Will you buy me a beer?
Uh... sure.
Deal!
Sir, I'm going to have to take you tag you for stripping in public. You owe me $550.
Why the crap do I make deals with people I don't know?!

 

by ibgdawg
1-14-09
My mom is fat.
Shut up, Rex. Hi I'm Lara Vernon, this is my son, Rex. I got divorced a couple years ago, he said I harass random people to much. He also said that Rex is to retarded. So he took off for Boston.
My brother is fat!
Shut up! Well, then I got a tattoo that says, single and proud. Rex here, has a little brother in middle school named, Bobby. He's so stupid just like his big brother.
Why is ex-wife here? The guys at the TV company didn't mention that!
This is my stupid ex-husband. He never wears pants. Now do you see why I divorced?!

 

by ibgdawg
1-15-09
Hey, this is my side of the wall!
Well, I think it's my side! How are we going to settle this?
AXE FIGHT!
You're on!
EAT THAT BLUBBER BUTT!!!

 

by ibgdawg
1-15-09
Does you'r mom say no too much? Then watch this...
Henry, get off the game and go outside!
Ok
Bring the game with you outside!
Mom... you're just too easy!

 

by ibgdawg
1-15-09
*Weewoo*
Dangit! I'm late!
Sir do you know why I'm pullng you over?
Who cares? Man, I know-
No, I want your autograph.
Dang cops these days are sooo stupid!

 

by ibgdawg
1-15-09
Ahhh, sooo releived to get that out.
Why the crap are you in the women bathroom?
Well, how do we find out if it's the men's or women's?
No one in here is man or women!!!

 

by ibgdawg
1-15-09
Today on The Top Ways to Die:#99, we have a special guest... Chen Yaong. He's hear to show us one of his top ways to die!
Watch Chen as a magicly beats his self up! Magicly!!!
Amazing!!!
It hurts so much I can't feel it! He he he!

 

by ibgdawg
9-06-10
Snail-O HQ. (Not to be confused with Geico).
Ughh... why do I work for Snail-O?
Well, this is your cubicle. Uhh... just answer phone calls I guess...
What the... Who are you?!?!?!
I'm your cubicle neighbor! Gary!
Tune in next time for another episode!
Whoops! Well, I guess I was probably gunna kill him anyway...

 

by ibgdawg
9-06-10
Snail-O Boardroom
I have some good ideas for our next commercial! There are some cavemen on motorcycles and...
Wait wait wait! That sounds really familier...
Ummmmm...
I have an idea! Instead of cavemen it could be me! And then I feel offendid so i chop Snail's head off!
Snail-O Commercial
I never agreed to do this commercial...
Shut up! Your a dead snail it doesn't really matter anymore...

 

by ibgdawg
9-06-10
Paul, I've decided to promote you.
YEAH!!! WOOHOO!! I'M MOVING TO HOLLYWOOD!
I'm pretty sure this isn't Hollywood...
I'm pretty sure your my mother...
Back to reality...
What the... Oh, it was just a dream...
No really. I think your my mother...

 

by ibgdawg
9-06-10
Paul, I've decided to fire you...
Hahaha! That's funny! Since this is a dream I'm just gunna go kill someone...
AHHHHH!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
...and that was the end of Paul's career at Snail-O...
No... you really are fired...
It isn't a dream is it...

 

by ibgdawg
9-06-10
I need a job...
Do you need a job? Join me at McDornald's!
Your Ronaldo McDornald! OHHH! Your like... my idol! Yes! Please give me the job!
Well then... you have it! I will see you tomorrow...
Ohhh man! I'm so excited! Who are you???
I am your... FATHER! Hehe... just kidding... uhh I'm your waiter...

 

by ibgdawg
9-06-10
McDornald's Fastfood Restaurant
Welcome to McRonald's. May i take your order?
Uhhhhhh...
5 minutes later...
Uhhhhhh...
Hey, I'm an impatiant man...

 

by ibgdawg
9-07-10
McDornald's...
Welcome to McDornald's. May I take your order?
Hmmm... yeah lemme have the Double Cheeseburger cut the mayo, two sides of extra-large fries, and a large Coke.
Fatty... I think I'll kill him...
Much better...

 

by ibgdawg
9-08-10
Halloween Special Part 1 (yes yes, I know it's not Halloween yet...).
Welcome to the Paul the Bunny Halloween Special... yes I realize it's not Halloween yet but as you guys know, I'm an impatiant man... or... ZOMBIE!! Ha ha ha... just kidding...
Wooo!!! I'm scary!!!
Basicly these episodes are crazy awesome and full of scaryness!!
I see the fear in your eyes!!!
Tune in next time for another (better) episode of... Paul the Bunny Halloween Special!!!
Scary right! I just went up in flames!
Hey! Why do you get to go up in flames!?!

 

by ibgdawg
9-08-10
W-w-who's there?
*Thump Thump*
I-I-I'm warning you!
*Thump Thump*
Tune in next time to find out what happens to Paul...
Who are you?!?!?!
Your killer...

 

by ibgdawg
9-08-10
...Where we left off...
Get out of my house!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!
Die...
...the Killa Kangaroo seeks his prey...
Bark! Bark!
Hehehehehe.......
Hahahaha!! Fine! Fine! Party Pooper! I was just having a little fun... but really Killer Animals is a great show!
And they fought and fought until one of them lost their tongue and the other got his ear bit off... I'm gunna go eat a squirrel now...

 

by ibgdawg
9-08-10
Hey you! Yeah, you! DIE!!!!
AHHHHH!!!!
You will pay for killing Bugs Bunny!! PAY!!!
Hehe... what's he gunna do to me?!?! Hahaha........... WOW!! That was close!!!
Dang it! So close!!

 

by ibgdawg
9-08-10
May I take your order?
Yeah, gimme a Super- Sized Double Cheese Burger.
I told you, you would pay...
What the...
Here's your... what the... ehh what ever...

 

by ibgdawg
10-16-10
Hide and Seek...
Come out come out whereever you are...
THERE YOU ARE!
*Crack*
Oh... that was a squirrel...

 

by ibgdawg
1-21-11
Super Nanna Auditons. Family 1: The Frankfords
Hi I'm Sandra, please help us. My 14 year old child still breast feeds and my husband is an alcoholic.
No I'm not, *****!
Family 2: The Craigs
Hi, I'm Leo and we're a gay couple! We need help adujsting to this change.
We are perfect for each other but it's really akward.
Family 3: The Quarliesandrickos
OMG Rick is the sexiest husband I have.
Hi, I'm George. Help me! This is my daughter Nicki she has 3 kids, 5 boyfriends, and 2 husbands. My son is sober and in rehab. I'm divorced and I have 10 kids I'm pretty sure.

 

by ibgdawg
1-21-11
The Quarliesandrickos WON!!!
Hi I'm the Super Nanna and I'm here to tell you that I've chosen you to support through your hard times.
ARE YOU ******* SERIOUS!!! HOLY ****!!! THANK YOU *****!!!
Please state your problems...
Well Deon (16) is sober, Lara (10) has been kicked out of 4 schools, Barry (19) is a stripper, Nicki (14) has 3 kids, Bobby (4) smokes, Jake (15) is homo, Jack (15) is a crossdresser...
Continued...
Wow your family is really screwed up!
... Shari (5) and Helen (20) are both in jail, and Omarlijuando was adopted from a drug war in Mexico.

 

by ibgdawg
7-21-11
Sup, Ricky... whadda you want?
Mestor Paul... Me want gallon of Jack, you sell?
Ricky this is a fast food retaurant. We don't have alcohal.
Paul me neeeeed Jack. Me alcoholic. You know dis!
No I'd rather not get fired for giving customer Jack. I have it all locked up in the back for when I need to get drunk.
Fine kaka head. I go to bar where people sensetive to my needs.

 

by ibgdawg
7-22-11
Paul clearly is lonely...
...www.chickfinder.com...
...Type Username...
It's all in the name...
...sexyhunk325...

 

by ibgdawg
7-22-11
Paul continues his search for a lady...
YES!!!
...1 response...
LaShaninquedinka's Profile picture-
She's a @$#%&^# penguin... oh well I'm desperate guy.
...response has been sent...

 

by ibgdawg
7-22-11
Paul meets new girlfriend LaShaninquedinka at P. N. Guins...
So, uh, what do you like to do?
Make out with bunnies in sewer tanks...
Wow... that is just so scary...
Playing hard to get right? I know your checking me out...
No actually you have some steak juice on your shoulder.

 

by ibgdawg
7-22-11
LaShaninqeudinka!!! What the @%$# are you doing here?!?!
I would like to order one sexy bunny and a side of hotness...
Look you are not my type people say I'm wacked out, but they haven't met you yet.
I know. I'm awesome.
Paul has a plan...
Hmmm... Met me at the bar tommorrow...
Ok sugar buns...

 

by ibgdawg
7-22-11
The bar...
I wonder where that hunk is...
Paul sent Lenny to take over...
Hey Babe! Paul said you needed a man!
Umm... ok...
10 minutes and 20 beers later...
YEAH I LIKE BEANS TOO!!! I THINK I"M GUNNA THROW UP!!!
YOU ARE WAY BETTER THAN PAUL!!!

 

by ibgdawg
7-22-11
WHERE AM I!!!
MOMMY I LOVE YOU!!!
That dude is FREAKIN WEIRD!!!
Paul wakes up...
Where am I?
You were sleep walking in a Macy's and killed some chick. I'm here cause I peed on Palin.

 

by ibgdawg
7-22-11
Paul is in prison...
So how long am I stuck here.
Enough time for us to be FRIENDS!!! Don't worry I won't pee on you!
So uhh. What do you do around here ?
Play Tic-tac-toe!!!
Joy is flowing throughout my vains!!!
YAYYY ME HAPPYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

 

by ibgdawg
7-22-11
Paul is in prison...
Maybe you can distract the guard by peeing everywhere while I escape.
OK. IF... you give me hug...
NO @^&#$!@ WAY!!!
Then no @^&#$!@ peeing...
1 hug later...
I'm emotionally scarred...
AGAIN AGAIN!!! YOUR BELLY IS WARM!!!

 

by ibgdawg
7-22-11
Paul plots to escape from prison...
Ok you know the plan... pee on the guard when he walks in and I'll run...
YAY!
AHHHH QUIT PEEING ON ME!!!!!!!!!!
I'm free!!! Alright weird guy lets go!
Well let's go our seperate ways...
I miss you already you big fat guy full of juicy happyness....

 

by ibgdawg
12-21-11
December 21
Well, it's Christmas again...
So the cast of "Paul the Bunny" and I will be showing Christmas specials!
YAY!
So tune in to see some FRIKIN awesome comics!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

 

by ibgdawg
12-21-11
Bunnymas! #2
Such a beautiful sight...
You're my FRIEND!
Merry Christmas to you to dirtbag...

 

by ibgdawg
12-21-11
Bunnymas! #3
PHONY!
HO HO HO!!! Merry Christmas! (sponsored by C-Mart)
Ho ho ho! You will get coal for Christmas!
TAKE IT BACK ***** TAKE IT BACK!!!!!!!!
SECURITY!!!

 

by ibgdawg
12-21-11
Bunnymas! #4 (North Pole Prison)
Yo, how 'bout you get me out of here and I put in a word with Claus...
Hmmm... let me out ans I'll give back the Naughty and Nice Lists... hehehe...
OH MY GOSH!!! GIVE IT BACK NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD...
Sucker...

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