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Sup, Ricky... whadda you want?

Mestor Paul... Me want gallon of Jack, you sell?

Ricky this is a fast food retaurant. We don't have alcohal.

Paul me neeeeed Jack. Me alcoholic. You know dis!

No I'd rather not get fired for giving customer Jack. I have it all locked up in the back for when I need to get drunk.

Fine kaka head. I go to bar where people sensetive to my needs.