Babyhood in three panels.
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| Honey, check it out! Christopher Chunk just shit all over his grandpa! | |
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| That's what the fucker gets for tossing me up and down. | |
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| If you ever don't like your name, remember--I was going to call you Habakkuk Nehemiah. | |
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| Remind me of that later. I may be able to abbreviate it somehow. | |
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*note: yes, i was a nerd even at age three.
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| Son, if you hit your sister with an encyclopedia again, I'm going to ground you from them. | |
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| That's great. Now kindly perambulate into the kitchen and fetch me forth an Otter Pop, bitch. | |
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