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| I paid off all my debt by age 30. I could have done it earlier had I played the lottery, but I'm too smart for shit like that. | |
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| Right. Like when you blew over a hundred bucks playing the slots in Vegas. | |
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| Hush, Bekah. While working at Best Buy, I took classes to get a Masters in Psychology, and then I got my PhD and became a psychologist. | |
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| He never did figure out how to sort out his own shit, though. Lucky for him I finally caved in and married him. | |
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| For the rest of my life, I made mad cash helping people. Then I died of lung cancer. | |
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| We're buried side-by-side. Ain't it sweet? | |
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