Dude, I had the weirdest dream last night. I met my ex-wife and her lesbian lover. Of course my ex is not a lesbian, so I suppose her lover represents her new husband.
Anyway, I tag along with them to a steak restaurant. They're making out in the booth right in front of me. But I think, "OK, at least I'll get a good steak dinner."
But when I get my order, it's lime jello with grated carrots. So I go into the kitchen to complain and they put me to work. My job is to xerox and collate a 134 page report. The weird part is...
Damn I can still hear him. I either need bigger nails or a bigger hammer.
