I'm getting a complex here. First came Alice, who 3 months after we moved in together left me for her English professor. Then Julia, who left me in the middle of a date to have a lesbian fling.
Then there was Kay, who after we set an engagement date moved back in with her ex-husband. And of course Natsumi, who was screwing my....
DUDE! Would you at least look at me while I talk to you!
