Do you, Eugene? Do you really? I think I'm just being realistic. I can already hear the types of things people would say.
Eugene and Maura bumping uglies... slipping her the sausage... taking the skinboat to Tunatown... laying some cable... putting Tabasco in the taco... keeping the monkey warm... swinging the big bat...
making the beast with two backs... taking the log to the beaver... sending old Willie home... playing hide the canolli... putting the tool in the shed... doing the old in and out... drilling for oil..
Have you ever noticed Indy Pete's annoying habit of showing up at awkward moments?
entering the holy of holies... dancing the horizontal Mambo... feeding the bearded clam... taking the starship to warp drive... playing pop goes the weasel... Maura's riding the baloney pony.
