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Maternal Clock
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israphael
11-19-01
My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking.
I should have all my shit packed and outta here before she returns home from work.
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10/10/01 - The Love That Dare Not Spe..... Whatever (Part V)
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09/26/01 - Trials of TOBOR, Part XV
09/26/01 - Trials of TOBOR, Part XIV
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09/26/01 - Trials of TOBOR, Part XII
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09/25/01 - Trials of TOBOR, Part V
09/25/01 - Caffiene By Day, Alcohol By Night!
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09/02/01 - Dreamweaver... get me through the night.
08/31/01 - Fully Functional
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08/31/01 - How I eat a Reeses Peanut Butter Cup
08/31/01 - Be gentle, it's my first time.
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