Damn it, this show is going to hell in a handbasket! Israphael go out on stage and stall for time while I fix things!
B... But I ne... never been in front of an audience before. Wh... What do I do?
H... Hello. Tonight... Um.. We are... No, I am... Wait... Uh... What I mean to say is...
That was a short act. I never seen anyone vomit, defecate, and urinate on themself, and then run off crying like a little girl, all in less than fifteen seconds.
I was disappointed it didn't last longer. It was my favorite act of the night.
