Ivy bought a Toyota Corolla and spent $9000 more than Jill, who bought a Kia Sephia. Jill's Kia comes with a 900,000 mile warranty and standard racing stripes...
...Ivy's Corolla has only a 10,000 mile warranty and no racing stripes. Poor Ivy, if only she knew about the Kia before she spent allll that money on a Toyota that has no features!
Fuck you, Jill. Unlike your piece of shit Sephia, my Corolla will last at least 20 years with with only routine maintenence. Don't come whining to me when your Sephia falls apart next year.
