It was mentioned to me that there are originally only 10 Commandments so the last strip involving me adding a 13th Commandment is somewhat erroneous. To this allegation, I offer these facts:
According to _God, The Ultimate Autobiography_, the 11th Commandment is "Thou shalt not turn thy Sony Walkman up so loud that it annoyeth thy neighbors."
Unfortunately, Moses did a little creative editing and took that one out since Sony Walkmans hadn't been invented yet.
The 12th Commandment, "Thou shalt alloweth thy cat(s) to leap upon thy counters," is widely known to have been secretly added by cats who wanted a shot of glory.
Unfortunately, humans are unable to grasp the superior mind of cats and therefore erased #12 due to stupidity.
So there you have it. The Lost Commandments. Why I thought people would follow a 13th when they don't follow the first 10 is beyond me. Damn my optimism.
