Ma'am, I represent Wales Against Henge Building, an organization dedicated to eradicating the stereotype that the Welsh are only good for building henges.
I'm just trying to be historically accurate here. They want to be the Druids this time? Fine, I'll let them be the Druids. Sheesh.
Actually, you've been ordered to stop watching Eddie Izzard routines.
Isn't it illegal to discriminate against my religion?
Your religion is Eddie Izzard?
No, he's my god. You'd better leave before he turns you into a donut.
