I'm on the Atkins diet and it is like soooo great!
That's nice. *eats apple*
I can eat, like, all this fat, like REAL food!
Lovely for you. *drinks Dr. Pepper*
I don't know how you can eat all those carbs I mean, like, you must have been like secretly on the Atkins diet cause like, how else could you lose all that weight?
Exercise and eating in moderation. And get this: I can eat whatever the hell I want.
