"'Jersey Girl' director Kevin Smith says he once got an offer to direct the pop singer (Michael Jackson) in a movie about a man who turns into a car that gets ridden around by a boy."
"Smith tells Playboy magazine that Jackson wanted to play the car/man role. The proposed title of the film, and Smith says this is no lie, was 'Hot Rod.'"
"Smith calls it the "weirdest" script he was ever asked to direct--" AAIIEEEE!!!