"Your decision is flawed and I intend to campaign for the reinstatement of The Capitalist Splendor of Money Whores or the removal of Corporate Bordello."
[sending to Moderators...]
"Dear Mr. Barry, I just thought I would make a formal complaint about the actions of your moderators..."
10 minutes later...
..."and I am glad this isn't the fabled 2.0, which I intend to subscribe to because I would be rather pissed at this point. Thank you for your consideration. IvyThePlant, Queen of Ivytopia."