So once upon a time, eh? These here Canadians migrated south, eh? and found a pretty cool place to live, don'tchaknow. Course there was a lot of Vikings there, eh? but that meant no harm, eh?
So the Canadians settled down and married Vikings, eh? and made a lot of Jello salad, eh? and named their capitol after their leader, eh? John St. Paul, eh?
So then, eh? they named the other towns after his cousins, eh?: Doug Minneapolis, Joe Duluth, Culkin McCauleyville, Eustace Euclid, Denise Wyoming, Tom Grandrapids, George Redwing, Mary Owatonna...
