Welcome to Doggie Heaven. We have all the comforts of home and to get anything you want, all you have to do is ask. Of course there's other dogs here, so you'll have lots of friends to make.
Cool. Anything I want, eh? I'll start with a cat slave feeding me steak while wearing silk gloves.
I'm a ferocious hunter. Soon that ball will no longer be a Menace To The World!
Why is Jaimie looking at me like that?
Uhoh. Looks like Major is doing his circus act again.
I'd better bury this before the new guy comes sniffing around.