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by ivytheplant
11-05-04
Being an overachiever means getting yelled at for not taking out the trash even though you went two hours late on your shift unloading the last three pallets.
But Garrett took it out just before my shift ended.
Hmmmm, yeah. Take out the trash, okay?
Therefore, I shall not aim for the stars, solar system, or troposphere.
Could you--?
Ohhh! I'm sorry, it appears to be 3:05 and I'm late for lunch. Sorry!
Instead, I shall aim somewhere around geese migration level and hope I hit someone on the head.
Your performance levels have been--
Don't make me invoke the name of the employee who doesn't show up half the time for scheduled shifts and still has been working here for 3 years.
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