While buying those little poppy things that you throw on the ground and they make a cracky noise at Wal-Mart, I got carded. Apparently I look like a minor.
You're kidding, right?
Miss, I'll need to see your I.D.
Here. You'll notice I'm over 18.
Could you please verify the information on "your" I.D.?
I was born on February 22, 1979 in Harrison, AR at 10:53pm, much to the relief of my mother who had been in labor since that morning.The attending physician was...
