Thank you, Lord, for this bounty I am about to receive...
Superpower...
Using my mind, I've willed dinosaurs to come back to life and rampage down crowded city streets!
Must...eat...fratboys...
Resignation letter...
"Thank you for hiring me when my prospects were completely nil. As much as I enjoyed being humiliated on a daily basis by customers and managers alike, I must leave for other adventures..."
"Enclosed is a printout of all the comics I made while working here."
