ivytheplant
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Crazy People I've Lived With 9: Summer 1999

by ivytheplant
4-02-06


	Hey Ivy, do you think you could stop shaving your legs in the shower. It clogs the drain.


	Look you jackass, I do it every two days, so the amount of hair is miniscule. You, on the other hand, grow hair like the south grows kudzu.


	Did it occur to you that you (and the other three guys who live here) might have more to do with a clogged drain than me?


	You have different parts so we fear you. Why haven't you done the dishes yet?


	I did my dishes. The bowls and pans that have been in the sink since before I moved in aren't my problem.