Well, this summer has been fun out in Wyoming. Too bad I'll have to move back in with those morons.
At least it's nice to know I have a home to go back to. That's why I've been paying my share of rent and utilities this WHOLE summer to MY TRUSTWORTHY ROOMMATES!
We got ourselves evicted soon after you left. We've been keeping the rent money you've paid and changed the utilities over to your name. They're all past due. Your credit is shot now.