WHAT PART OF "1,000 MILES AWAY" DON'T YOU FUCKERS UNDERSTAND!?
It's your responsibility to coordinate the efforts of six different people in getting your apartment repaired from my negligence.
YOU'RE THE FUCKING LANDLORD AND I'M IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE!
Right, so you need to call your friend to open your apartment, then call the plumber and tell them the apartment is open, then call me and tell me the plumbers will be in the apartment then...
