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by ivytheplant
1-29-07
Mr. President, I propose we make Nebraska no longer stupefyingly ugly by carving it up into smaller pieces and renaming them.
I'm listening.
Papillon to Kearney will be the Road to Hell, Kearney to Ogallala will be the Pit of Despair, and the panhandle will be Little Nebraska (aka Hell).
What about Omaha?
Let's just merge it with Council Bluffs. They're practically the same town anyway.
Do you hear something? It sounds like Iowa screaming in terror.
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boorite says:

I think we should build a fence around Omaha to keep all those corn-bloated fuckwits from outbreeding. Not that they're inclined to.
posted Jan 29th, 2007 ( permalink )


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