Ahahahaha! No.

Author: ivytheplant

Date: April 12, 2012

by ivytheplant
4-12-12
So this is how it works: We bring house hunters over whenever we feel like it...
That must be realtor speak for 8am.
...you have to leave the house so potential buyers won't be uncomfortable pawing through your valuables...
Yes, we wouldn't want them to feel uncomfortable.
...and you clean up the place so it looks like you live in a catalog.
Question: Do people who live in catalogs have human skeletons in the dining room?