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by jeditrickster
5-11-03
Man the phone bill is so high this month...all of Jim's damned 1-900 number calls...
*RING*RING* Hello Jack? Are you there?
Oh hey Jim. What's up? You're where? What did you do this time? How much did you drink? Oh for Christs sake...
Listen, I'm in jail, I don't want to talk about it, just get down here quick and bail me out...
Officer, if I were aware that it was against the law to perform sex acts on the animals in the petting zoo was wrong, do you really think I would have?
Now that's not for me to decide you sick, stick, twisted ****. I hope the judge lets you rot.
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