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| Man the phone bill is so high this month...all of Jim's damned 1-900 number calls... | |
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| *RING*RING* Hello Jack? Are you there? | |
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| Oh hey Jim. What's up? You're where? What did you do this time? How much did you drink? Oh for Christs sake... | |
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| Listen, I'm in jail, I don't want to talk about it, just get down here quick and bail me out... | |
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| Officer, if I were aware that it was against the law to perform sex acts on the animals in the petting zoo was wrong, do you really think I would have? | |
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| Now that's not for me to decide you sick, stick, twisted fuck. I hope the judge lets you rot. | |
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