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Jim versus Beetle (1)

by jes_lawson
1-02-03

Jim is doing some thinking when...


	Excuse me but are you "Lucky Jim"?


	Yes. Yes I suppose I am.


	*Can the existentialism asshole. Your comment about my love button was _wholly_ inappropriate! There are larvae* reading your work, sir!**


	*Wait! I meant giant* beetle clitoris, not giant beetle clitoris! It's ambigous! You know, like "fruit flies like a banana"?**


	Now you're starting on fruit flies!? You entomophobic Nazi fuck-bastard! Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to "contribute" to a kind of hot-dog. I'm not telling you which kind, because I hate you.


	A morally outraged invertebrate to add to the List of People/Things/Countries Who Hate Me. . I need that like a hole in the head...... Hmm! There's a thought!

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