jes_lawson
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Don't we all plan holidays in winter?

by jes_lawson
1-11-03

Int: Heaven


	Hey Dad! Can we go to Mercury for holiday this year?


	No, my Son. I went there before, eight billion aeons ago. Too hot and the food was shit.


	No, my son. Pluto is too cold, and besides, the women there are as unclean as the whores of Gomorrrah.


	Fuck THAT, son! I knocked your mum up there two thousands years ago and they're STILL talking about it!