jes_lawson
stripcreator donor

pm : info

"More features than a rotary phone but less easy to use than a touch tone phone" - Attitudechicka

...and get back to writing jokes that aren't about me

by jes_lawson
3-07-03


	Well Safety Donkey, I'm back to being single again. I finally dumped Ruth. But the sex was so good!


	I don't care, it's about time! She had no back teeth, man!


	*She told you she was an ex-prostitute on your second date! Have you no standards, man?*


	*I know, but I don't think you realise how good* the sex was!**


	If it was good enough to get chlamydia for then I'm having sloppy seconds! Finally! A woman who'll take all of Tha Donkey!