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CC 180: When plagiarism became a real pain in the ass...

by jes_lawson
4-08-03

Int: 2nd International Conference on Knowledge Discovery and Data Mining. 1996. An underfunded college researcher makes his case.


	... and that's how we think data mining can be exploited to improve machine learning. Interested?


	Dr Kaufman! Could this framework be used to teach giant autonomous robots to commit baseless acts of sodomy?


	Uhh, yes, all the information is there but we'll need more money before we can... Hey! Dr Tobor! Wait!...


	That's all I needed to know. I'll just "borrow" a copy of your paper...


	++What did they say, Daddy?++ Were you like a humourous bell? ++ Did you get the fun-ding?++


	No, Punbot. I'm afraid if I'm to pay the bills I'll have to download your humour subroutines and sell your body like so many cheap Asian girl jokes...