CC 265 (2)

Author: jes_lawson

Date: November 16, 2004

by jes_lawson
11-16-04
How...how can this be? I have brought shame upon myself with my failure to offer the best value!
Honorable Ninja!
Great Sensei of the Used Car Trade!
You have dishonoured your clan and your profession, my son. You know what you must do.
Hai! I shall commit seppuku, with the suspect clutch of the old Dodge Viper in the garage.
Great is your failure, but not as great as the deals I shall be offering when I repossess your dealership and dance on your corpse!