The Golden Parachute

Author: kathykoehn

Date: November 3, 2009

by kathykoehn
11-03-09
Have you heard that I am retiring?
No. What will you do then?
They want me to be Chairman of the Board. I will get all my benefits, too.
I suppose there will be no bonuses for us peons.
Of course not. The Board members are getting bonuses, too.
Excuse me whle I jump off the building!