Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  kaufman  
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by kaufman
5-20-03
How now, gentle Guildenstern. I feared never again to lay mine eyes once again upon you once the verdant creatures you off escorted.
Indeed and likewise, my brother of soul. Methinks we are returned to fair Denmark, duties complete and full of fatigue.
Must be you reads me well. My labours of the night leave me in need of rest. But nay, what toil uponst you lay our foreign tripedal hosts?
One nonstop exploration of mine innermost nethermosts. An odyssey of mine ilium one might say. But what now of you, facest also probings anal?
Nay, in farmland was I required to till concentric arcs comprising eighteen score degrees. But aught were you with me; I fear for you 'twas worst.
Fears allayed, fair count'part, for in mine indignities, the dislodgement of one most heinous pebble of kidney, now lying pass'd.
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