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Dance for me, little monkey; pun for me, my precious.

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by kaufman
9-29-03
The void in my heart, O Romeo, for too long I feeleth something absinthe, but now two strong forces fill me, and thy forbidden love is but one.
And what, mayhap, could the other be?
IT IS I, MASTER OF HELL, WHO WILL REJOICE IN YOUR DEMISE IN ACT V! WATCH AS I SPIN MY HEAD AROUND AND PUKE MY GUTS OUT OVER YOU!
The priest, he came and rescued me from my hellspawn meanness, I know you'll never forgive me for barfing soup of greenness.
Relax, your vomit contains the scent, the pheromones of Venus, I'll wear your soup forever now, I've been converted to peaness!
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