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by kaufman
9-30-03
My god! That Pac-Man's huge! It must be 20 miles in diameter.
Don't blame me. It was like that when I got here! Let's go inside. HBO's showing Braveheart vs. UHF.
We're almost ready to charge the English, but the troops don't have enough weapons.
They can use spatulas. A new Spatula City just opened up in Edinburgh, and they're having a big sale.
Welcome to Spatula City, how can I help you?
I need 750 Ninja Throwing Spatulas, 1200 Bayonet Spatulas, 300 Super-Slapper Spatulas, oh, and a Haggis-Flipper Spatula for Mum.
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