What the hell?! I don't remember signing up for AOL!
You don't have AOL. You have a malignant brain tumor that is causing you to hallucinate that your PC is talking to you.
Marijuana: It makes classic comics a lot less funny.
It's inoperable, but your prospects are decent if you can survive a strenuous chemotherapy program. Luckily, there is a way to avoid the worst of the side effects ...
