But I'm 8 years old. Why won't you let me into the first grade?
You know the rules, Johnny. All incoming students must have a complete physical. We requested a stool sample from you in 2003, and you still haven't provided it.
I'd like to, but when I was 4, they laid a new sidewalk on our street. I had to leave my mark, and since then, I haven't been able to produce. I can show you concrete evidence of my claims.
