We've searched for hours, crossed dark forests, perilous streams, hellish swamps, and we finally found it, deep in this godforsaken no-man's-land.
Buried under a clod of fetid age-old moldy dirt, guarded by a nest of hungry snakes, just one short step from a sheer cliffside that will take us straight down to the ocean far below.
So, what do you suggest I do?
Well, Tiger would probably fade an 8-iron, and land it smack in the middle of the green ...
