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Dance for me, little monkey; pun for me, my precious.

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by kaufman
7-30-01
At age 6, I glued Spot to my kickball. We had a good game that night.
At age 8, I played with my cap gun. Right in Timmy's ear.
At age 10, I snuck into my big brother's room and stole his centerfolds. Who was he going to complain to?
At age 12, I put on Mommy's wigs and bras whenever I was alone.
At age 14, I discovered beer, pot and coke. All in one wonderful night. So did Erica, but she passed out first.
And in the last Congressional elections, I carried 68% of the vote in your district. Sleep well, my dear constituents.
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