Please don't blame any fat transvestite actors for this

Author: kaufman

Date: July 6, 2005

by kaufman
7-06-05
Care to buy this goody bag? It's got 20 grams of nitrogen, 7 grams of oxygen, and a few assorted other things inside -- CO2, water vapor, you name it!
Sounds great. I'll buy one bag for me and one for the missus.
Fluffy, look what I bought for u...HEY!
My god, Tiger, is that you? What just happened to you?
I guess it's true what they say when they say you are what you buy. And don't forget, they also say that two airs is human.