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by kaufman
8-06-01
The economy's been in a funk too long. What business needs is a good military undertaking.
Have we got just the thing for you! We propose to get those wheels turning again by nuking Antarctica till it glows.
Satellite photos show that penguins are massing on the shore for a northward invasion. They've already claimed a beachead in the Galapagos!
Heute Neuseeland, morgen die Welt!
But what about all the radiation? Won't it be dangerous?
Don't you worry, little girl. It will all escape harmlessly through the ozone hole into space.
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