On the first anniversary of Heathcliff's death, Emma went alone to the gravesite and wept.
Suddenly, the ground trembled beneath her feet, and the dirt exploded out of her beloved's final resting place. Out popped Chubby Checker, his hips gyrating like mad. THE END.
Quite a surprise ending, wasn't it, sweetie?
You're telling me! I couldn't have imagined such a plot twist!
