Yes, indeed, 99. I'm going up to Punxatawney, Pennsylvania, where I will be the new Groundhog!
Ladies and gentlemen, I have seen my shadow. There is no doubt that we will have six more weeks of winter.
Excuse me, sir? You don't know me, but I'm the contest winner from Comic 85009, and I just heard that the world's going to end in 30 days. I don't know what to do!
Er, ... Would you believe 4.28 more weeks of winter?
