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by kaufman
10-19-01
The US soldier has conquered the Afghan terrorist and is now telling the prisoner his fate.
Because you're an Afghan terrorist, I sentence you to spend the rest of your life at the bottom of the ocean.
The Afghan terrorist is drowning, but a shark is going to eat him. Also, the terrorist has an eel coming out of his ear.
Help, help, I can't breathe, I am drowning and an eel is swimming through my head..
There is an Afghan terrorist. I think I will eat him.
There is a nuclear war and bombs are dropped, and everyone is dying or turning into radoactive mutants. The end.
The radiation from the nuclear bombs has made me into a mutant creature with feet where my ears are.
Surprise! I am the Afghan terrorist but the nuclear bombs melted the sea and fused the eels swimming through my head to my face as well, so now I am a mutant too.
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