kaufman  
stripcreator donor

followers
209
following
57
home : pm : info

Dance for me, little monkey; pun for me, my precious.

(hide profiles)

by kaufman
10-20-01
I'm going to a wedding this weekend. I need something elegant but not too dressy, warm without being too stuffy, and something that will attract men without making me look desperate.
Here, ma'am, try one of these cat stoles. The dressing room's right over there.
AAAAACCCCKKKKKK!!!!!
It made my thighs look fat. Which way to the Jenny Craig shop?
Salespeople. We're the best at getting folks to stick to their diets.
share: twitter : facebook


« Back to the Front Page