kaufman  
stripcreator donor


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Dance for me, little monkey; pun for me, my precious.


by kaufman
7-19-08
Katie
...I was all set to eat it, but Tom grabbed it, threw it on the couch, and started jumping up and down on it.
Britney
I ate mine, but was only kidding. A half hour later, I declared an annulment and induced vomiting.
Jessica
That's such a hard word. I don't even know what a placenta is. So I just went ahead and ate the whole baby.